direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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