this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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