Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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