He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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