can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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