I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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