Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Can I color on your dick again?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
