I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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