well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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