Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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