last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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