as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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