that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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