Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.