why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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