I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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