You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
i need to put some appletini on your dick
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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