seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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