Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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