Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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