I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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