I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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