I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
this will be a night to untag.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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