he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Randomize
