plz talk dirty to me
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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