Banned from zoo.
Again?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
