She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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