This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
