hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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