Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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