Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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