mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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