Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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