hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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