Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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