it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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