I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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