I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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