I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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