I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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