you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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