Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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