He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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