And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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