Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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