All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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