Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
