waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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