therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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