I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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