at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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