It's like God shit irony all over that family
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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