I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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