Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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