What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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