She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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