did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My ass is underappreciated
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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