you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
only if we run a train.
done.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Randomize
