are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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