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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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