the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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