Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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