I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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