I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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