do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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